G(III) Hm   C   C+  G+ C(III)
e|--3--|-2-|-x-|-0-|-3-|--3--|
B|--3--|-3-|-1-|-1-|-3-|--5--|
G\--4--|-4-|-0-|-0-|-0-|--5--|
D|--5--|-4-|-2-|-2-|-0-|--5--|
A|--5--|-2-|-3-|-3-|-2-|--3--|
E|--3--|-2-|-3-|-0-|-3-|--3--|

G(III)  Hm  Em  C  C+

G(III)      Hm            Em
I read the news today oh boy
C                      C+            [G+]
About a lucky man who made the grade
G(III)          Hm              Em
And though the news was rather sad
C                       Em
Well I just had to laugh
C         Em
I saw the photograph.
G(III)       Hm            Em
He blew his mind out in a car
C                          C+                [G+]
He didn?t notice that the lights had changed
G(III)      Hm                Em
A crowd of people stood and stared
C                       Em
They?d seen his face before
Em
Nobody was really sure
                             C(III)
If he was from the House of Lords.

G(III)   Hm            Em
I saw a film today oh boy
C                     C+              [G+]
The English Army had just won the war
G(III)      Hm             Em
A crowd of people turned away
C                  Em
But I just had to look
                 C(III)
Having read the book.
C(III)
I?d love to turn you on.

D
Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

G(III)      Hm            Em
I read the news today oh boy
C                        C+                  [G+]
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
G(III)          Hm                 Em
And though the holes were rather small
C                       Em
They had to count them all
Em                                                        C(III)
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
C(III)
I?d love to turn you on...