Intro:		Gm

		Gm Bb/G
		Mary Long is a hypocrite
		C/G Gm
		She does all the things that she tells us not to do
		Bb/G
		Selling filth from a corner shop
		C/G Gm
		And knitting patterns to the high street queue
		Bb/G
		She paints roses, even makes them smell good
		C/G Gm
		And then she draws titties on the khazy wall
		Bb/G
		Drowns kittens just to get a thrill
		C/G Gm
		And writes sermons in the Sun-day Chronicle
		Eb Bb F C Gm
		How did you lose your virginity, Ma-ry Long?
		Bb F C7
		When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long?
		Mary told Johnny not to write such trash
		Said it was a waste of public money
		She made a fuss, they made apologies
		But everybody thought the show was funny
		When the nation knew you'd had children
		It came as such a surprise
		We really didn't know you'd had it in you
		How you did it we can only surmise
		How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long?
		When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long?
		Mary Long, you're not alone
		But you're a long way behind our times
		What we do in full frontal view
		Is more honest than your clean-up mind
		What I'm saying, Mary Long is
		When you can spare a minute
		Go find your friend the porny Lord
		Dig your self a hole and jump in it
		How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long?
		When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long?