| B - - - | - - A - | G - F - | E - - - | E7 - - - | D - - - | D7 - - - |

		A          A/G (3x222x)  C              D      E         A    A/G
		I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
		C                                            D
		See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
		    A
		I'm crying

		Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?
		See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
		I'm crying

		A                    A/G    D/F# (2x023x) Famj7           G            A  A/G
		Sitting on a cornflake                    waiting for the van to come
		F
		Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
		B
		you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long

		Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
		Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
		you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

		Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
		Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
		you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

CHORUS:		         C                       D                   E
		I am the egg-man,   they are the egg-men,   I am the Walrus  Goo goo  g' joob

		A           A/G               C             D          E        A    A/G
		Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'lice men in a row
		C                                            D
		See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run
		      A                Dsus4      A            E     D   D7
		I'm crying     I'm cry - ing  I'm crying   I'm cry - ing

		BRIDGE

		| E - - - | B - A - | G - F - | E - - - |

		B             A          G           F          E       F
		Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.       If the sun don't come
		B7                                                               C
		you get a tan from standing in the English rain        I am the egg-man...

		CHORUS