E                      E7
		Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park

		              E
		Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
		B                           B7 C7 Db7 D7
		Sleeps in a hole in the road
		D                               D7 Db7 C7 B7
		Saving up to buy his new clothes
		B
		Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
		       E        C7 B7      E        C7 B7
		Such a mean old man,       mean old man

		E                    E7
		His sister Pam works in a shop
		          E
		She never stops she's a go-getter
		B                                 B7 C7 Db7 D7
		Takes him out to look at the Queen
		                             D7 Db7 C7 B7
		Only place that he's ever been

		Always shouts out something obscene
		      E          C7 B7          E          C7 B7
		Such a dirty old man,            dirty old man

		B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E